Entry 12/26

[Joel McHale]

Merry Christmas everyone! What a great day-off. The sun's shining, the snow's glistening, and I'm having a ball not doing shit for my team. I was originally going to make sure our Team won the mission, but really, it's a whole lot more fun to make everyone else suffer and have the possibility of being executed. I'm stalling as much as I can as possible, and it's working since a lot of my other team members get on at different times. I'll just be conveniently offline so when it comes to my turn as questioner, I won't ask. Simple as that. Less information for them, a lot more information for me.

Speaking of information, Garth just sent me a PM saying that he would like to form a coalition with me. I think this could be a great idea, for several reasons. First, people wouldn't put me and him in the same boat, sliding under the radar of everyone in the game. Plus, he's actually smart...you know, for a country singer. The main concern I have though is if he's in fact the Mole. I could totally see him trying to form an alliance with me, one of the smartest and most ruthless people in the game, and try to take me out early. I'll give him information, but not enough for him to have a complete read on me. Everything's a strategy in this game, and boy do I have a lot of them.

[Joel McHale]

Garth just asked me how my team was doing, so I'm going to tell him as politely as I could to stick it. We're not SUPPOSED to be telling people what our team's done, but Emma fucked up the mission. She's an idiot, and definitely not the Mole. And if she is...I've gotta say, Anderson, you sure did pick a real winner! I mean, really? I'd be all for screwing up the missions to try to put blame onto me as the Mole, but this is ridiculous.

It was a strategy to sit relatively close to Kristen, since I know she hates my guts for me pushing her off the plane in Mission #1. I wonder if she knows yet that I'm most likely not going to make my promise of handing her over a free pass. Maybe she does know, and that's why she doesn't like me. Tina responded with a seat next to Kristen, so I think that those two might be in a coalition together. I could see that happening; birds of an idiot flock together. Or am I saying that wrong?