Post by Emma Watson on Jan 26, 2009 17:38:51 GMT -5
st one more guy and girl left to check in. To be honest, I don't really care who else joins the cast, because they'll just be inactive morons and get executed soon after. Predictable, I know, but hey. It's still less competition for me.
However, I'm a little surprised at Amy Winehouse making the cast. Why? Her last name. She's an alcoholic pregnant dog, and I'm shocked that she was able to do her math correctly. Or should I say meth? Still, I'm keeping my eye on her. She could just be letting us assume she's a dumb sleeper and really she's a strategic mastermind.
*suddenly bursts out laughing*
Oh, who am I kidding? She's as dumb as a box of retarded rocks. There's no way she will be able to beat me at this game. That goes for everyone else who joins. Just like these four inactive idiots who get eliminated later today, I'm gonna walk all over these other thirteen, just you see.
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« Reply #1 on Dec 23, 2008, 8:16pm »
So, I guess I'm not the Mole. Fuck. Host, you made a big mistake. Now there's no guarantee that I, the bitch, will make it far into the game. *sighs* Whatever.
Anyway, we got our first Mission, and the challenge is to jump out of an airplane. Simple, right? Well, it turns out that Kristen and Dennis are fucking the mission up and aren't going to jump, and they're claiming that the jumpers are sabotaging the mission. Um, then what the hell are you doing? It says in the rules that if one person does not jump, then no money will be added to the pot. So if they don't jump, then no money will be added to the pot. How moronic do you have to be to not see that?
It's clear to me that they're just trying to stir shit up, and nobody knows how to stir better shit than me. These bitches have no idea who they're messing with.
ETA: LOL, Dennis ALREADY jumped, and now he's trying to talk people out of jumping. My bad. This is fucking comedy gold right here.
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However, I'm a little surprised at Amy Winehouse making the cast. Why? Her last name. She's an alcoholic pregnant dog, and I'm shocked that she was able to do her math correctly. Or should I say meth? Still, I'm keeping my eye on her. She could just be letting us assume she's a dumb sleeper and really she's a strategic mastermind.
*suddenly bursts out laughing*
Oh, who am I kidding? She's as dumb as a box of retarded rocks. There's no way she will be able to beat me at this game. That goes for everyone else who joins. Just like these four inactive idiots who get eliminated later today, I'm gonna walk all over these other thirteen, just you see.
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Re: Entry 12/23
« Reply #1 on Dec 23, 2008, 8:16pm »
So, I guess I'm not the Mole. Fuck. Host, you made a big mistake. Now there's no guarantee that I, the bitch, will make it far into the game. *sighs* Whatever.
Anyway, we got our first Mission, and the challenge is to jump out of an airplane. Simple, right? Well, it turns out that Kristen and Dennis are fucking the mission up and aren't going to jump, and they're claiming that the jumpers are sabotaging the mission. Um, then what the hell are you doing? It says in the rules that if one person does not jump, then no money will be added to the pot. So if they don't jump, then no money will be added to the pot. How moronic do you have to be to not see that?
It's clear to me that they're just trying to stir shit up, and nobody knows how to stir better shit than me. These bitches have no idea who they're messing with.
ETA: LOL, Dennis ALREADY jumped, and now he's trying to talk people out of jumping. My bad. This is fucking comedy gold right here.
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